BOGO 69% OFF — Code BOGO69. Yes we picked the number on purpose. Grow up.
The Can Killer
Your energy drink is a scam in a shiny can.
BUFFED is 150mg of caffeine, three functional mushrooms, four nootropics, electrolytes, and B-vitamins in a stick pack that fits in your pocket. No sugar water. No 12oz cope. No aluminum guilt.
"Quit Celsius after 4 years. My wallet AND my dentist thanked me."
BUFFED. One stick. Eight ounces of water. Send it.
You know that moment where you crack a can, take two sips, and immediately regret it because now you have to carry a half-full can around like a loser?
Yeah. We fixed that.
Build your BOGO
Two bags. Second one … off.
Mix two flavors or double up on one. 30 servings per bag.
1 · Bag 1
2 · Bag 2
3 · Select Plan
Venom Berry + Pineapple Thrash
60 servings · … per serving
…
+$6.90 shipping, free on orders $69+
What's in every stick
- ▸150mg caffeine — enough to move you, not enough to make your heart do parkour
- ▸Organic mushroom blend — Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, Maitake
- ▸Nootropic stack — L-Tyrosine, Acetyl L-Carnitine, L-Theanine, Bacopa Monnieri
- ▸Real electrolytes — for actual hydration, not the trace amounts your can pretends to have
- ▸Methylcobalamin B12 + B-complex
- ▸Vegan-formulated. Made without gluten. Made without apologies.
Supplement Facts
Venom Berry
Blue raspberry / strawberry, sour-candy leaning.
1,150mg
of nootropics in every stick.
Serving Size: 1 Stick Pack (4.5g)
Servings Per Container: 30
| Amount Per Serving | Amount | % Daily Value** |
|---|---|---|
| Calories | 10 | |
| Total Fat | 0g | 0% |
| Saturated Fat | 0g | 0% |
| Cholesterol | 0mg | 0% |
| Sodium | 85mg | 4% |
| Total Carbohydrate | 2g | 1% |
| Dietary Fiber | 0g | 0% |
| Total Sugar | 0g | 0% |
| Added Sugar | 0g | 0% |
| Protein | 0g | 0% |
| Vitamin D | 0mcg | 0% |
| Calcium | 1.8mg | 0% |
| Iron | 0mg | 0% |
| Potassium (as Tripotassium Citrate) | 100mg | 2% |
| Vitamin C | 0mg | 0% |
| Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine) | 2mg | 170% |
| Vitamin B3 (as Niacinamide) | 10mg | 60% |
| Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCL) | 2mg | 120% |
| Vitamin B12 (as Methylcobalamin) | 9mcg | 380% |
| Vitamin B5 (as Pantothenic Acid) | 5mg | 100% |
| Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide) | 50mg | 10% |
| L-Tyrosine | 700mg | † |
| Acetyl L-Carnitine HCL | 250mg | † |
| Caffeine Anhydrous | 150mg | † |
| L-Theanine | 100mg | † |
| 'Shroom Power Proprietary Blend | 50mg | † |
Organic Cordyceps Sinensis Extract Powder, Organic Lion's Mane Mushroom Extract Powder, and Organic Maitake Mushroom Extract Powder.
**Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. † Daily Value not established.
18+. Contains caffeine. Not for children, or those pregnant or nursing. The FDA flags caffeine intake above 400mg per day. Consult a licensed medical provider before use, especially if you take medication or have a medical condition.
Pick your poison. Both are legal.
Venom Berry
1,150 mg total nootropic load
- 150mg caffeine
- Tastes like a berry Slurpee that got a job
- Best for: 6am launch, pre-workout, "I have three meetings I forgot about"
Pineapple Thrash
800 mg total nootropic load
(allulose takes up room and we refuse to be sorry about it)
- 150mg caffeine
- Tastes like a pineapple that joined a metal band
- Best for: 2pm rescue, gym, sunlight, revenge
Quitting caffeine? Meet MEGA-BUFFED Lemon Rip. Same brain stack. Zero caffeine. Made for people who want to sleep AND think.
We ran the numbers so you don't have to.
| BUFFED Stick | Monster / Red Bull | Celsius / Alani | C4 / Bucked Up | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Caffeine | 150mg | 160–300mg | 200mg | 200–300mg |
| Sugar | 0g (allulose) | 27–54g or fake | 0g artificial | 0g artificial |
| Functional mushrooms | Yes — 3-blend | Absolutely not | Nope | Nope |
| Nootropic stack | Yes — 4 actives | Lol | Lol | Half a scoop maybe |
| Real electrolytes | Yes | Sprinkle | Sprinkle | No |
| Fits in your pocket | Yes | You're carrying a can | You're carrying a can | You're carrying a can |
| Trash it leaves behind | Paper stick | Aluminum | Aluminum | Aluminum |
| Feels like an adult drink | Yes | You're 34 | You're 34 | You're 34 |
We're not trashing the competition. They're doing that themselves, one crumpled can at a time.
People actually drink this. On purpose. Repeatedly.
"One in the truck. One in the gym bag. One in my desk. My wife thinks I'm in a cult. She's not wrong."
"Tastes like a rave in a cup. Do NOT snort it."
Curious about the "don't snort BUFFED" thing? Long story. Blame Liquid Death.
Questions the can never had to answer.
Put the can down. Pick the stick up.
BOGO 69% Off. Code BOGO69. Expires when we run out of stock or patience.
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